"I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them."
Uma Thurman (via landlockedmermaid)
I'm fart and I'm smunny and I'm a prize
"Every time we get a car this place turns into a whorehouse."
Don Draper on SCDP.
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom
remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about
remember when I never realized this until just now
Holy shit. She’s singing about using a condom?